Must. Not. Kill. Own. Children.

Am I evil?
Yes, you are.
Truly evil? I mean, truly, irrevocably, evil?
You want to kill your own children, don’t you? It doesn’t get much more evil than that.
*sigh* you’re right. I guess I’ll just have to control that murderous urge…if only they would just LEAVE ME ALONE for ten seconds!
My children, my beautiful, adorable, lovable daughters, [...]